Greetings, friends! It is our hope that your summers have been full, blasphemous, and full of broken taboos that, while maybe not illegal, would certainly raise one, and possibly even two eyebrows of disapproval among even the most liberal of circles.

Those of you that have contravened the law of the land while we’ve been gone may do well to study the latest strip closely, for we take you deep inside the walls of Pound Me In The Ass federal penitentiary, for a glimpse at the nuanced social customs under which you might find yourselves living before the year is out.

The rest of you goody two-shoes’ out there can educate yourselves from a safe distance here.