Homies and sistas, let us pour out some malt liquor for one of our own, World Loser Awards. Loser, as it liked to be known, believed in reincarnation, so who knows where or when it’ll be popping up next? Another casualty of this month’s update is the practice of revealing upcoming titles ahead of time. The fevered grinding of brain-gears as they tried to decipher the meaning behind the cryptic titles was one of the things that kept me going between updates, but saying “Coming Soon!” and changing the strip at the last second just isn’t cricket. Malevolent little dick-tease as I am, one must also maintain a certain sense of decorum about such matters. As a completely unrelated topic, if any of you medieval assassins out there can educate me about the correct onomatapeic word for the sound of an arrow hitting a human torso, you know where to find me. For the time being, I find ‘Thwunt’ to be quite amusing.